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BROOKLINE
No Photo Available
Beds: STUDIO
BROOKLINE - This apartment is located on Harvard Avenue in the Coolidge Corner section of Brookline. The apartment is available on January 1st and features a living area1 bathroom. There is Laundry in the basement,laundry room,on the same floor. 1 Parking Space comes included with the rent. This apartment has wall to wall carpet, open layout, cozy and heat and hot water included. The kitchen has a dishwasher.
 
Property Reference #: 67092
Please Contact Preview Properties:
(617) 731-0101
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Contact: 360 Realty - (617) 731-0101 - email: zach@previewbostonrealty.com
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $1,550
Pets: N0
BROOKLINE


Beds: STUDIO
BROOKLINE NO FEE - - APARTMENTMAN . As APARTMENTMAN (TM) sits at his day job desk reviewing the 1000 th ineffective article telling readers how to get a body like a Greek God while still being able to eat Ben and Jerry's NY Super Fudge Chunk ice cream, a call comes in from Apollo. (Apollo is a Greek God- I know it is hard to believe that a greek god would call APARTMENTMAN (TM) for an apartment. I found it difficult to believe it myself when he called ) Apollo needs a place to get away from the stress of Olympus (Can there really be stress on Mt. Olympus ) It just so happened that such apartment exists and here it is. DIMENSIONS/ DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT Living room measures (12 ft x 11ft -ceilings are 9 feet high) The separate sleeping alcove measures 6 ft x 9 ft. Hardwood floors throughout and 2 large walk in closets. . All windows are new vinyl replacement windows that keep the drafts out of the apartment. New laundry in building and storage available. T out the front door (C-line) or a few more steps to the D line Copyright (2004-2010 ) (James V Castelli) JV Castelli 617-739-0747 jvcastelli@earthlink.net www.apartmentman.net Click here for Map #jvc-5121  


Contact: www.ApartmentMan.net - (617) 739-0747 or email: jvcastelli@earthlink.net
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $1,050
Pets: Pets: OK
BROOKLINE


Beds: STUDIO
BROOKLINE NO FEE - - APARTMENTMAN . APARTMENTMAN (TM) receives a call from Professor X. The X-Men will be staying in Boston and need a place for Wolverine to live. (He is kind of grumpy so insists on living alone) It must have trees nearby that he can leap onto in the event he is attacked by Magneto at any time in the next year. Jumping from his desk where he works as an underpaid writer for a local magazine, APARTMENTMAN (TM) leaps out of the window to begin his quest for the "Wolverine apt" What does he find He finds the perfect apt of coarse since he is writing the ads. Here it is. DIMENSIONS/ DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT Totally renovated last year beginning with new vinyl windows throughout so you can actually open the windows and the wind doesn't come whistling into your room. (Can you imagine that) You enter into a small foyer (big enough for a small table/night stand). To the left is the living area with two windows and believe it or not sun! The room also has hardwood floors and measures (12ft x 12 ft-kind of like a square!) To the right of the entrance/foyer if you like that better, is the kitchen. New white cabinets/gas range and full refrigerator. There is even a breakfast counter in the kitchen. (Does that make this an eat-in kitchen - In the painfully overused parlance of the real estate world). Laundry in the basement. Copyright (2005-2010) (James V Castelli) JV Castelli 617-739-0747 email: jvcastelli@earthlink.net www.apartmentman.net Click here for Map #jvc-22481  


Contact: www.ApartmentMan.net - (617) 739-0747 or email: jvcastelli@earthlink.net
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $975
Pets: Pets: OK
BROOKLINE


Beds: STUDIO
BROOKLINE NO FEE - - APARTMENTMAN. As "APARTMENT (TM) MAN" sits and views the ashes of a civilization destroyed through the carnage of rent wars he sees in the distance a ray of hope for the future. Can it be An apartment in Brookline for under $2000./mo. Are there any real estate developers in sight to inform this landlord that anything under $2000./ mo. will bring down the prices for all. Hmm! APARTMENT MAN (TM) slowly raises himself up, focuses his x ray eyes on the edifice in the distance and beholds a haven for the tired and the weary of the apartment wars. (If you're wondering, I got tired of writing scripts for adult videos so figured this would not be so stultifying) On to more relevant matters. DIMENSIONS/ DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT Yes this is a nice studio on the third floor South side of the building that gets good sunlight. You enter into the foyer which measures 13 ft x 3 ft. ( You can also call it a long hallway but I like foyer!) To the right is the bathroom with old fashioned pedestal sink. (Pretend you are Hemingway washing your hands in a sink in Pomplona and preparing to write "The Sun Also Rises. Or more likely a starving student trying to figure out how to make enough money to go eat and see a new movie at the same time.) Straight ahead is the living room which measures 13 ft x 12 ft with 2 windows facing south. (The windows measure 7 ft x 6 ft) The living room opens into the kitchen. The kitchen, which measures 7 ft x 9 ft, features a with new wood cabinet/ electric range and a small kitchen closet to store all of the imported spices and herbs you are going to buy but never use from Trader Joe's. Ceilings are 9 feet high. (So you can play Spiderman and climb the walls) Two closets in the hallway that measure 6 ft x 3 ft, T-(C line out the front door/ D linea short distance away. Copyright 2003-2010} James V Castelli J V Castelli 617-739-0747 email: jvcastelli@earthlink.net www.apartmentman.net Click here for Map #jvc-20023  


Contact: www.ApartmentMan.net - (617) 739-0747 or email: jvcastelli@earthlink.net
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $945
Pets: Pets: OK
BROOKLINE - Great studio in Brookline, heat & hot water included.


Beds: STUDIO
BROOKLINE FULL FEE - - Very nice and spacious studio on tree line street in Brookline. Big living space with bay windows, super big kitchen with tons of cabinets!! Close to the B & C lines. Hardwood floors, heat and hot water included.
Features: Heat & Hot Water - Eat-in Kitchen - Dishwasher - Modern Bath - High Ceilings - Pantry -
#caa2-7261845  
For more information or to set up a showing please e-mail me at Alex@caaboston.com or call/text me at 617-319-0040

Contact: BrightonApts.com - (617) 783-1400 - mark@commaveassociates.com
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $1,700
Pets: N0
BROOKLINE


Beds: STUDIO
BROOKLINE - Luxury Studio with great views, large windows, and large balcony. Rent includes heat and hot water. The building has laundry on every floor, Central air conditioning and heating, pool, part-time doorman. Great location on Longwood ave near Coolidge Corner area. Near T, shopping, movie theater, restaurants, banks and hospital area. Can be rented partially furnished for additional fee. Covered parking available for additional fee. #crg-170173103  


Contact: Centre Realty Group - (617) 332-0077 - Info@CentreRealtyGroup.com
Baths: 1
Available: 2015-09-01
Price: $1,950
Pets: N0
BROOKLINE


Beds: STUDIO
BROOKLINE NO FEE - - APARTMENTMAN . Sitting behind the counter at his new job at Starbucks, JOHNNY BORING (TM) sweeps the coffee grounds from underneath the rubber mats lining the Starbucks floors. How did this happen How did he go from being the 19 year old president of his own dot com start up, to sweeping coffee grounds How can it happen that one moment you're sipping double iced lattes in Seattle chatting stock option strategies with Bill Gates, and the next moment "Billy" won't even return your phone calls. (Maybe it was a little presumptuous to call him "Billy" but, heh, he seemed like such a pal.) Suddenly the reveries of his former financial superstardom are shattered by a voice from across the counter "Heh, I want a decaf double latte with low fat milk. and a non fat scone." (Is there really such a thing as a non fat scone ) Needing to escape from the shackles of his daily routine, JOHNNY BORING (TM) utters one of the many phrases that allows him to escape the absurdity of someone with a Ph.D. in molecular biology from MIT cleaning the rest rooms in Starbucks. The words come readily to his pursed lips "Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum, APARTMENTMAN (TM) here I come." (There are those of you out there who may not appreciate the poetic artistry of super hero transformation phrases. Granted W.B. Yeats will not feel threatened by the foregoing. However, as a former student with a D- grade in poetry, JOHNNY BORING (TM) struggled to determine what phrase would convey sufficient super hero gravitas, but was simple enough for him to remember it. Hence the clever little ditty.) In a flash JOHNNY BORING (TM) is transformed from from serf of the stars at Starbucks, into the hope of apartment seekers everywhere, APARTMENTMAN. (These momentary flights of fantasy do help to keep me somewhat sane so thank you for bearing with me.) Using his telescopic vision coupled with his x-ray vision APARTMENTMAN (TM) sees in the distance the apartment you have so patiently been waiting to hear about.. Here it is!! DIMENSIONS/ DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT: First floor of a 4 story brick building You enter into a hallway with hardwood floors that measures 6 ft x 3 ft. With 1 closet. ( All of the floors except in the bathroom are refinished hardwood) To the right is the bathroom which measures 6 ft x 5 ft. Straight ahead is the living room which measures 12 ft x 16 ft with two floor to ceiling windows and 1 closet. The kitchen measures 7 ft x 6 ft with new wooden cabinets and a new electric range. Click here for Map #jvc-100661  


Contact: www.ApartmentMan.net - (617) 739-0747 or email: jvcastelli@earthlink.net
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $900
Pets: Pets: OK
BROOKLINE - HUGE MODERN STUDIO // BABCOCK ST BROOKLINE nr Comm. Ave. 9/1/14


Beds: STUDIO/ALCOVE
BROOKLINE FEE - - Amazing studio apartment located near the intersection of Babcock St and Commonwealth Ave. Building is newer with laundry, elevator, and 24hr professional management. STEPS TO: Greenline B & C line, 47 bus, 66 bus, 24hr Star Market, and Super 88.
STUDIO IS VERY LARGE AND MODERN AND NEWER CONSTRUCTION. Hardwood floors, updated bathroom and kitchen. Built-in A/C.

CALL CHRIS AT 617-595-5668 Click here for Map #caa-148209092  


Contact: Comm. Ave. Associates - (617) 254-APTS - email: mark@commaveassociates.com
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $1,550
Pets: N0
BROOKLINE - WASHINGTON SQ BROOKLINE, MASSIVE & MODERN STUDIO 2/1 NO FEE1! (c line)


Beds: STUDIO/ALCOVE
BROOKLINE NO FEE - - This over sized studio is located on Gardner st in Brookline and features an open lay out with balcony, hardwood floors, central ac, dishwasher, great closet space and a lot more. The nit is available 2/1/13 and the rent is $1600 with heat and hot water included. NO FEE!!
Features: Lead Safe - Heat & Hot Water - Electric Range - Dishwasher - Balcony - Central AC -
#ERJG-143661835  


Contact: Jaime Gonzalez agent for Metro Realty - 617.212.5819 - email: jaimeg999@gmail.com
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $1,600
Pets: N0
BROOKLINE - Big Modern STUDIO // BABCOCK ST BROOKLINE nr Comm. Ave. Avail Now NO FEE


Beds: STUDIO/ALCOVE
BROOKLINE NO FEE - - Amazing studio apartment located near the intersection of Babcock St and Commonwealth Ave. Great newer apartment with wall to wall carpeting, and dishwasher in kitchen. REAL PICTURES BELOW Building is newer with laundry, elevator, and 24hr professional management. STEPS TO: Greenline B & C line, 47 bus, 66 bus, 24hr Star Market, and Super 88.
STUDIO IS VERY LARGE AND MODERN AND NEWER CONSTRUCTION. Updated bathroom and kitchen.

CALL CHRIS AT 617-595-5668 Click here for Map #caa-160180254  


Contact: Comm. Ave. Associates - (617) 254-APTS - email: mark@commaveassociates.com
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $1,475
Pets: N0
BROOKLINE
No Photo Available
Beds: 1
BROOKLINE NO FEE - - This apartment is located on Beacon Street in the Washington Square section of Brookline. The apartment is available on February 7th and features 1 bedroom and 1 bathroom. There is Laundry in the basement. This apartment has heat and hot water included, central a/c and porch. The kitchen has a dishwasher and a garbage disposal. This apartment has a porch.
 
Property Reference #: 13065
Please Contact Preview Properties:
(617) 731-0101
info-b@previewbostonrealty.com

Click here for details and pictures #360r-163295636  


Contact: 360 Realty - (617) 731-0101 - email: zach@previewbostonrealty.com
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $2,500
Pets: N0
BROOKLINE


Beds: 1
BROOKLINE 1/2 FEE - - Located on the C-Line Green Line, Rent includes heat/water, Modern kitchen and bathroom. Hardwood floors. Laundry inbuilding. Loated near Markets, restaurants, stores, are walking distance. CALL 617-233-8712 to SEE. Click here for Map #rrllc-532831  


Contact: Ronco Realty, LLC - (617) 233-8712 - email: info@roncorealty.com
Baths: 1
Available: 2015-09-01
Price: $1,700
Pets: Pets: OK
BROOKLINE


Beds: 1
BROOKLINE NO FEE - - APARTMENTMAN As APARTMENTMAN (TM) stands behind the counter of his new day job pouring latte's at Starbucks, he watches the television screen and the reports from the newsrooms around the world. Government spending is rampant. The US Senate is being confronted with a demand for $3,000,000,000. to cover the cost overruns for the "Latest Government Program". (Pick whichever one you like ) He hears the pleas of the government contractors that it is impossible to finish this job on time and for the budget originally submitted. Frustrated, APARTMENTMAN (TM) looks at his watch and realizes it is 8:02 AM. The parking meters have been operating for almost two minutes. Using all the skills sharpened through years of practice, APARTMENTMAN (TM) leaps over the counter in a single bound, dodges an airborne latte and sprints for his car. Arriving at his auto at 8:03 AM he sees the white piece of paper neatly tucked under his window wipers. In a flash he realizes the answer to the problem with government waste, cost overruns, and failure to finish government contracts on time. We must employ the most efficient, most time conscious members of the elite government employees to oversee all government operations-the metermaids! (Or if you prefer meterpersons) Satisfied with his discovery, he now returns to the ever present demands of apartment hunting in Boston. Here is what he finds. DIMENSIONS/ DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT: See photos Copyright: James V Castelli {2003-2010} James V Castelli 617-739-0747 email: jvcastelli@earthlink.net www.apartmentman.net Click here for Map #jvc-100669  


Contact: www.ApartmentMan.net - (617) 739-0747 or email: jvcastelli@earthlink.net
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $1,100
Pets: Pets: OK
BROOKLINE - Garden Level One Bed In Luxury Brookline Building


Beds: 1
BROOKLINE NO FEE - - Luxury 1 bedroom apartment in Brookline featuring east-facing views of the courtyard. Heat and hot water included. The apartment features: Stainless steel appliances Marble baths with heated floors Walk-in closets Hardwood flooring Washer and dryers in units Bay windows Custom accent walls Custom closet systems Other amenities include 24 hour concierge service, garage parking, a fitness center, and more.
Amenities: Concierge - Elevator -
Features: Lead Safe - Heat & Hot Water - Eat-in Kitchen - Dishwasher - Balcony - Central AC - Microwave -
#USIR-168336591  


Contact: Unlimited Sotheby's International Realty - 617.264.7900
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $2,995
Pets: N0
BROOKLINE
No Photo Available
Beds: 1
BROOKLINE - This apartment is located on Fairbanks Street in the All Areas section of Brookline. The apartment is available on December 1st and features 1 bedroom and 1 bathroom. This apartment has heat and heat and hot water included.
 
Property Reference #: 114962
Please Contact Preview Properties:
(617) 731-0101
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Contact: 360 Realty - (617) 731-0101 - email: zach@previewbostonrealty.com
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $1,895
Pets: N0
BROOKLINE - Quality 1 BR Apartment situated between the C and D Lines!
No Photo Available
Beds: 1
BROOKLINE NO FEE - - One bed apt for 9/1 between Coolidge Corner and Brookline Village
Features: Heat & Hot Water - Disposal - Dishwasher -
#USIR-168333712  


Contact: Unlimited Sotheby's International Realty - 617.264.7900
Baths: 1
Available: 2015-09-01
Price: $2,240
Pets: N0
BROOKLINE - One Bed with parking in Beautiful Brownstone Building


Beds: 1
BROOKLINE FULL FEE - - This unit is located right on Beacon Street across from Star Market. New coin-op laundry is in the basement and there is a tandem parking spot available. Pet is negotiable for a fee. Rent includes heat/hot water. LL pays fee on a 2 year lease!
Features: Heat & Hot Water - Hardwood Floors -
#USIR-168335934  


Contact: Unlimited Sotheby's International Realty - 617.264.7900
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $1,775
Pets: Pets: OK
BROOKLINE


Beds: 1
BROOKLINE FULL FEE - - Recently renovated one bedroom Garden level apt,Located in Cleveland Circle,Super convenient to everything, minutes to green line C&D, supermarket, restaurants, BU, BC and Northeatern University. Rent includes heating and water, excluding electricity. Ground level, same level laundry and one FREE private parking space. Tenant pays 1st, last month's and one month deposit. Dream location for students and young professional working in downtown and surrounding areas. #crg-170343775  


Contact: Centre Realty Group - (617) 332-0077 - Info@CentreRealtyGroup.com
Baths: 1
Available: 2015-09-01
Price: $2,000
Pets: N0
BROOKLINE
No Photo Available
Beds: 1
BROOKLINE FEE NEGOTIABLE - -
Last verified on market : 12-22-2009 2:56 PM
*Ask for ID#39556938 when calling for this property* #ecre-6101068  


Contact: East Coast RE - (617) 739-2211
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $1,595
Pets: N0
BROOKLINE
No Photo Available
Beds: 1
BROOKLINE NO FEE - - This apartment is located on Fuller Street in the All Areas section of Brookline. The apartment is available on December 1st and features 1 bedroom and 1 bathroom. This apartment has hardwood floors, fireplace, fireplace - decorative, central a/c and southern exposure. The kitchen has a garbage disposal.
 
Property Reference #: 59122
Please Contact Preview Properties:
(617) 731-0101
info-b@previewbostonrealty.com

Click here for details and pictures #360r-163295699  


Contact: 360 Realty - (617) 731-0101 - email: zach@previewbostonrealty.com
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $3,395
Pets: N0
BROOKLINE


Beds: 1
BROOKLINE FEE NEGOTIABLE - - Steps to Longwood Medical in beautiful residential setting close to the T, restaurants and shopping. Luxury One Bedrooms feature top of the line fixtures and finishes, open floor plans with abundant natural light, and exceptional city views. Enjoy the comfort and convenience of valet parking, a 24-hour doorman, and on-site concierge services. The on-site fitness center is fully equipped, a well-appointed club room expands your entertaining and leisure space, and the business center allows you to conduct meetings without having to leave home. Panoramic views of the city sweep the skyline and the Emerald Necklace. Professionally designed and landscaped grounds offer a private, park-like atmosphere. Only steps from the D Line and walking distance to the Longwood Medical area, Longwood Towers offers easy access to an array of shopping, dining and entertainment venues. Features include: Kitchens with stainless appliances, granite and custom cabinets; Hardwood floors; Marble baths with heated floors; In-unit Washer & Dryer; Central air and heat, City views, Custom closet organizers, Balconies/patios in select units, Breakfast bar, Bay windows, Crown molding, Recessed lighting, Internet and cable ready, Grand lobby with 20 ceilings, WiFi in lobby and community room, Elevators,Fitness center, Community room, Laundry room, Business center, On-site management. PETS OK! Click here for a Virtual Tour. #brn-6969400  


Contact: Boston Realty Net (617) 267-2340 - E-mail: info@bostonrealtynet.com
 
Available:  
Price: $2,850
Pets: N0
BROOKLINE - Modern Fully Furnished Coolidge Corner One Bed Condo


Beds: 1
BROOKLINE FULL FEE - - This unit is located on a residential Coolidge Corner side street, was gut renovated in the last five years and totals 800 square feet, making it a great mix of size, quality, and location. This is a fully furnished rental - all you need are your own linens. The rent includes heat, hot water. Parking is available at an additional charge. The building has a pool (!!!) and is steps to stores, restaurants, and public transportation!
Amenities: Pool -
Features: Furnished - Hardwood Floors - Modern Kitchen - Disposal - Dishwasher - Balcony - Air Conditioning - Modern Bath -
#USIR-168335381  


Contact: Unlimited Sotheby's International Realty - 617.264.7900
Baths: 1
Available: 2016-09-01
Price: $2,600
Pets: N0
BROOKLINE - Luxury 1 Bedroom Apartment - Longwood Area


Beds: 1
BROOKLINE NO FEE - - Luxury 1 bedroom apartment in Brookline. Heat and hot water included. The apartment features: Juliet Balcony Stainless steel appliances Marble baths with heated floors Walk-in closets Hardwood flooring Washer and dryers in units Bay windows Custom accent walls Custom closet systems Other amenities include 24 hour concierge service, garage parking, a fitness center, and more.
Amenities: Concierge - Elevator -
Features: Lead Safe - Heat & Hot Water - Modern Kitchen - Eat-in Kitchen - Disposal - Dishwasher - Balcony - Central AC - Modern Bath - Microwave -
#USIR-169802791  


Contact: Unlimited Sotheby's International Realty - 617.264.7900
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $3,350
Pets: N0
BROOKLINE - ★1BR Longwood medical/Coolidge Corner/Brookline Village Brookline!


Beds: 1
BROOKLINE FULL FEE - - 1BR Easy walking to Green line D Longwood Station and Green line C Kent st Station! Easy access to Longwood medical area, Downtown Boston and around the city! Heat, Hot water and One parking space included in rent!
✔Longwoodメディカルエリアの近くの1ベッドのお部屋。 ✔クーリッジコーナーへも徒歩圏!✔お湯、暖房費、一台分の駐車スペース込み! #urg-152812316  


Contact: Urban Realty Group - (617) 566-4555 - email: rentals@urbanrealtygroup.net
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $2,400
Pets: N0
BROOKLINE
No Photo Available
Beds: 1
BROOKLINE NO FEE - - This apartment is located on Babcock Street in the All Areas section of Brookline. The apartment is available on February 1st and features 1 bedroom and 1 bathroom.
 
Property Reference #: 123674
Please Contact Preview Properties:
(617) 787-0700
info-a@previewbostonrealty.com

Click here for details and pictures #360r-163295782  


Contact: 360 Realty - (617) 731-0101 - email: zach@previewbostonrealty.com
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $1,700
Pets: N0
BROOKLINE - Coolidge Corner One Bed Apartment For 6/1
No Photo Available
Beds: 1
BROOKLINE NO FEE - - Well managed building in Coolidge Corner with laundry, parking avail, and ZipCar access!
Features: Heat & Hot Water - Hardwood Floors - Disposal - Dishwasher -
#USIR-168334701  


Contact: Unlimited Sotheby's International Realty - 617.264.7900
Baths: 1
Available: 2015-09-01
Price: $2,270
Pets: N0
BROOKLINE


Beds: 1
BROOKLINE - APARTMENTMAN: Sitting in the office of Senator, "Buy My Vote," Johnny Boring ( The alter ego of Apartmentman) quietly awaits his interview. It has been 24 months of sending out resumes, job interviews, and pouring non fat double lattes to survive. Can he just give the right answers to this questioner His interlocutor arrives with the perfunctory dark suit, a red tie and a suitably serious look on his face. The questioner begins: " So you have a degree from "Genius U" in political science but have been working for the last 24 months making coffees "Yes I try to make the best highly sugared, extremely calorie intense, designer coffee my multi national profit driven company can intelligently market to the unsuspecting masses" " stammers the visibly frightened Johnny Boring. Standing again behind the counter of his multi national caffeine peddling long term employer, Johnny again ponders his failed job search response as he contemplates his long term stock option growth potential making coffees.. www.apartmentmsn.net jvcastelli@earthlink.net Click here for Map #jvc-6245443  


Contact: www.ApartmentMan.net - (617) 739-0747 or email: jvcastelli@earthlink.net
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $1,000
Pets: Pets: OK
BROOKLINE


Beds: 1
BROOKLINE - APARTMENTMAN: Working at his new job managing a hardware store, Johnny Boring (JB) delights in the working relationship he has with his new customers. He decides to begin a new marketing idea handing out donuts and coffee to people as they walk through the store. It is a marketing hit and the lines at the store begin to swell as people flock to buy hardware while mingling with neighbors over a coffee. The store owner is thrilled and congratulates Johnny on his creativity. Then one Monday morning the phone rings. JB takes the call. "This is Special Agent Lock Em Up Forever" booms the voice, and I want to speak to the manager. "What is this regarding " JB stammers into the phone. Agent Lock Em Up bellows, " I have been informed that the hardware store is handing out free coffee and donuts in violation of federal law making it a felony punishable by 10 years in prison to hand out free coffee without a federal permit. " I want to speak to the manager. " "Can I put you on hold while I get him ", murmurs JB. "Be quick about it" comes the impatient reply. As he stands at the Greyhound Station handling his ticket to Alaska JB wonders how he will like the cold long winters of Anchorage. www.apartmentmsn.net jvcastelli@earthlink.net Click here for Map #jvc-6245484  


Contact: www.ApartmentMan.net - (617) 739-0747 or email: jvcastelli@earthlink.net
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $1,100
Pets: Pets: OK
BROOKLINE - Renovated One Bed In Luxury Brookline Building


Beds: 1
BROOKLINE NO FEE - - Luxury 1 bedroom apartment in Brookline featuring east-facing views of the courtyard. Heat and hot water included. The apartment features: Stainless steel appliances Marble baths with heated floors Walk-in closets Hardwood flooring Washer and dryers in units Bay windows Custom accent walls Custom closet systems Other amenities include 24 hour concierge service, garage parking, a fitness center, and more.
Amenities: Concierge - Elevator -
Features: Lead Safe - Heat & Hot Water - Modern Kitchen - Eat-in Kitchen - Dishwasher - Balcony - Central AC - Modern Bath - Microwave -
#USIR-169802792  


Contact: Unlimited Sotheby's International Realty - 617.264.7900
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $3,425
Pets: N0
BROOKLINE - Top floor unit with floor to ceiling windows


Beds: 1
BROOKLINE FULL FEE - - Awesome view, Large unit with private balcony, Top floor unit with soaring high ceiling and wide floor to ceiling windows. Updated kitchen with granite counter top and new appliances, Gleaming floors. #caa-160543055  


Contact: Comm. Ave. Associates - (617) 254-APTS - email: mark@commaveassociates.com
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $1,830
Pets: N0
BROOKLINE


Beds: 1
BROOKLINE NO FEE - - APARTMENTMAN As APARTMENT MAN (TM) sits at the desk of his part time job writing for the humor section of Ms. Magazine (a real laugh a minute magazine!), a call comes in from Frodo the Hobbitt. He, and some other hobbits, are leaving the shire and need an apartment in Boston. (Just bear with me on this!) Forgetting himself, APARTMENT MAN (TM) breaks into: "Three Apartments for the Elven-Kings under the Sky, Seven Apartments for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, One Apartment to rule them all, One Apartment to find them. Frodo scratches his head and says, whatever, just tell me about the apartment. OK! DIMENSIONS/ DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT Laundry in the building. Steps from the T Copyright [2002-2010] [James V Castelli] Call ASAP to see. JV Castelli 617-739-0747 jvcastelli@earthlink.net www.apartmentman.net Click here for Map #jvc-5078  


Contact: www.ApartmentMan.net - (617) 739-0747 or email: jvcastelli@earthlink.net
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $1,100
Pets: Pets: OK
BROOKLINE


Beds: 1
BROOKLINE NO FEE - - APARTMENTMAN As APARTMENTMAN (TM) sits at his desk he bemoans the fact that he cannot go for a flying journey around Boston until his super hero cape arrives. I can hear you asking, Where is it Well, APARTMANTMAN (TM) ordered it from the super hero "cape warehouse" out west and they promised to send it out by UPS " ASAP". Did it get here ASAP Of coarse not which is why APARTMENTMAN (TM) is telling you this story. After waiting forever for the cape, APARTMANTMAN (TM) came home one day (Tuesday) to find the famous UPS sticker attached to his door. "We attempted delivery. Next attempt will be after 5:00 on Wed. How much after 5:00 is the wonderful mystery of the UPS System. Thinking he could find a better way, APARTMENTMAN (TM) calls the infamous 1-800 number since he knows his satisfaction is paramount in the mind of Corporate America. After 20 minutes of being told that his call was important to them, a mechanical, emotionless voice tells APARTMENTMAN (TM) to just enter the bar code number and his package will be held for him at the station. Jumping with glee our hero follows the directions and smiles to himself as he anticipates picking up his cape on the morrow and resuming his airborne antics, cape in hand or, actually, on back. Arriving at the Watertown UPS station as instructed, our hero approaches the counter ticket in hand. The clerk takes the ticket, punches in the computer and voile tells APARTMENTMAN (TM) that the package is out on the truck to be delivered today. Wasn't it requested to be held here says our hero Looking at his computer screen the clerk replies, Yep it was but our communication system is not terribly good. Is there a customer service number I can call here Well actually you can call the 1-800 number and maybe they can help you. " So there is no local number or person I can talk to to help me get my package "That's correct." comes the response.. Knowing the importance Corporate America places upon individual consumers and customer service APARTMENTMAN (TM) decides to forego the quicksand like swamp of the 1-800 jungle. Frustrated, but not yet beaten our hero takes to the streets and what does he see but a UPS truck. Pulling up behind the truck he warily approaches the driver and asks if he has the package sought. No replies the driver but here is a local 617 number to call. Like magic, the number is dialed, a human answers the phone, and within an hour the package is located and delivered by the truck driver who took the time to give him the phone number. Is he the head of human resources Is he the head of customer service No, just a driver without a title, trying to help. With cape securely on his back APARTMENTMAN (TM) can now fly over the apartment you have been patiently waiting to hear about. DIMENSIONS/DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT: See photos Copyright: James V Castelli {2003-2010} James V Castelli 617-739-0747 email: jvcastelli@earthlink.net www.apartmentman.net Click here for Map #jvc-100671  


Contact: www.ApartmentMan.net - (617) 739-0747 or email: jvcastelli@earthlink.net
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $975
Pets: Pets: OK
BROOKLINE
No Photo Available
Beds: 1
BROOKLINE FEE NEGOTIABLE - -
Last verified on market : 12-22-2009 2:56 PM
*Ask for ID#39547736 when calling for this property* #ecre-6101069  


Contact: East Coast RE - (617) 739-2211
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $1,565
Pets: N0
BROOKLINE - 1BR/1BA 09/01, Heat&Hot water incl. Coolidge Corner


Beds: 1
BROOKLINE FEE - - Coolidge corner, Downtown views. *Hardwood Floors *French Doors *Eat in Kitchen *Near Grocery, Theater, Shops and More *Heat and Hot water included *Cable and Internet Ready Call 617-670-1111 or email at info@blpre.com #BPLRE-150037786  


Contact: Boston's Luxury Properties - (617) 670-1111 - jason@blpre.com
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $1,775
Pets: N0
BROOKLINE


Beds: 1
BROOKLINE NO FEE - - APARTMENTMAN As APARTMENTMAN (TM) leans back in his chair a six foot 3 inch 500 pound man with a large bright red nose, strolls into the office with a dog on a leash. With him are three men with wearing sunglasses, earphones and navy blue suits. Could this be Santa Claus and strangely dressed elves coming to Boston, or a former president after a lunch at Mc Donalds. Hum ! From the lips of the leader comes the magic words that will cause APARTMENTMAN (TM) to leap from his desk. " I need an apartment." What are you looking for Just a nice place so I can escape from the $5,000,000,000.00 a month place I am renting in New York. I just need to be among the people again. I need to feel their pain. I need a place to interview interns. Will the dog be living with you No he goes with the guys in blue unless there is a photographer nearby. Well as long as you don't need a place that takes the dog I think I can help you. Let's take a look. DIMENSIONS/ DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT See photos Copyright: James V Castelli {2003-2010} James V Castelli 617-739-0747 email: jvcastelli@earthlink.net www.apartmentman.net Click here for Map #jvc-100674  


Contact: www.ApartmentMan.net - (617) 739-0747 or email: jvcastelli@earthlink.net
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $1,150
Pets: Pets: OK
BROOKLINE - Luxury Apt, Near BU/Longwood Medical, Incl HT/HW/Gas, Avail NOW


Beds: 1
BROOKLINE - Brookline - COOLIDGE CORNER - Price: $1,950 Available 06/01/13. 1 BEDROOM - 1 BATH Luxury apartment, located near BU Main Campus and Longwood Medical Area. Newly renovated, new bathroom, new kitchen, new hardwood floors and plenty of closet space. Rent includes heat, hot water and gas. Available for NOW-9/1.. Features: Deleaded - Heat & Hot Water - Hardwood Floors - Carpet - Modern Kitchen - Gas Range - Disposal - Dishwasher - Balcony - Air Conditioning - Modern Bath - High Ceilings - Microwave - Pantry - High Speed Internet - Amenities: Elevator - Security - Business Center - Health Club - Lounge - On Site Management - Wheelchair Access - Subway - Shuttle Bus - Pet Friendly - Available parking Off street $175. #caa-147922489  
For a showing or for more information please call DAVE directly at 617-438-6272 or email me at davecaa@gmail.com

Contact: Comm. Ave. Associates - (617) 254-APTS - email: mark@commaveassociates.com
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $1,950
Pets: Pets: OK
BROOKLINE - BEAUTIFUL TOWNHOUSE, H/HW INCLUDED, W/D IN UNIT, SHUTTLE TO T, NO FEE!


Beds: 1
BROOKLINE NO FEE - - Available: NOW
Beds: 1
Baths: 1.5
Pet: Pet Friendly
Rent Includes: Gas, Heat, Hot Water
ID:254481
Fee: NO BROKER FEE

GORGEOUS brick townhouse apartments right on the West Roxbury and Brookline line, there are units available in either town. The units all have their own private entrance and are on 2 levels with the living area downstairs and bedrooms upstairs.Townhouse features:-Gleaming oak parquet wood floors-Updated kitchens with dishwasher/disposal (some units with stainless steel)-Built-in microwave-Gas stove-Spacious living room that can fit lots of furniture-Large bedrooms that easily fit queen/king sizes-TONS of closet space-Dining area with pretty chandelier-Individually controlled heating-Private patio you can use to grill, garden and entertain on-Big windows that fill up the apartment with tons of natural sunlight-Washer & dryer in-unit!-Direct mail delivery to your front door-Parking only $25/month!-HEAT, HOT WATER, AND COOKING GAS INCLUDED!!!-Cats OK!-NO BROKERS FEE!!! :

Steve King
South Shore Apartments
617-840-3010
steveking@sspads.com






#NBRG-162956001  


Contact: Marina Bay Realty Group (617) 471-1144
Baths: 1.5
Available: NOW
Price: $1,880
Pets: Pets: OK
BROOKLINE


Beds: 1
BROOKLINE NO FEE - - APARTMENTMAN/RangeRoversSoccerMomsYourNewHome!! ( heat and hot water are included in the rent. Flying overhead APARTMENTMAN (TM) uses his telescopic vision and ultra sensitive hearing to investigate the $80,000.00 Range Rover careening along the highway at 90 mph. Next to each other sit mother and child. Cell phones at the ready, earphones in place, sunglasses on head, soccer balls in the back. "Honey which exit do I take to get to your soccer field " "The one we just passed mom." "Darn this navigation system." "Don't worry we can take the one up ahead. " "But honey, the next exit leads to a dirt road." "Mom this is a 4 wheel drive SUV." "I know and I wanted to have the 4 wheel drive to go up the driveway in the snow. " "Mom we live in Los Angeles." "But it might snow. " " But it might get scratched." Mom this is an off road vehicle." "Honey I just paid to have the car detailed." Huh. "Ya know, cleaned." Whatever. Wow look at that apartment for rent sign. You want to stop. Sure lets see what the place looks like. Here it is. DIMENSIONS/ DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT: See photos Copyright: James V Castelli {2003-2010} James V Castelli 617-739-0747 email: jvcastelli@earthlink.net www.apartmentman.net Click here for Map #jvc-108306  


Contact: www.ApartmentMan.net - (617) 739-0747 or email: jvcastelli@earthlink.net
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $1,100
Pets: Pets: OK
BROOKLINE


Beds: 1
BROOKLINE NO FEE - - APARTMENTMAN Sitting at his desk and bored, APARTMENTMAN (TM) decides to travel to the future by flying faster than the speed of light. ( A technique he learned from Superman in case you read DC comics.) Jumping from his desk, he leaps out of the window, accelerates to the speed of light and pow there he is in the year 2075. What does he see below Virtual reality. With his telescopic vision, he sees 6 people sitting together at a computer cafe all talking on cell phones. Walking along the street are what appear to be humans with cell phones attached surgically to their heads and lap top computers protruding from their sternum. Flying over Greenwich, Connecticut he spies a small neighborhood with a gated entrance surrounding what appears to be 1000 women who all look like Martha Stewart. He zooms in on the sign over the gate and shudders at the words. "Martha Stewart Genetic Cloning Project For Humanity". Smiling, all 1000 of them simultaneously stir their batter in identical stainless steel bowls purchased on line from Crate and Barrell. It is too much to take. Much better to return to the past and try to find an apartment. So here we go. DESCRIPTION/ DIMENSIONS You go from the kitchen into the living room through the french doors (What makes them french doors is beyond me but it sure sounds good). The living room measures 17 ft x 12 ft with 10 foot ceilings and hardwood floors. Two floor to ceiling windows at the end of the room face north. (Actually they face the building across the street but it still is north) Backing up and going to the right you will see the bedroom which measures 12 ft x 9 ft with 10 ft ceilings and again two windows at the end of the room, There are two closets. (One in the bedroom and one in the hallway.) The bathroom features old fashioned or pedestal sink. Hardwood floors throughout. Laundry in the basement. Copyright 2003-2010} James V Castelli J V Castelli 617-739-0747 email: jvcastelli@earthlink.net www.apartmentman.net Click here for Map #jvc-13088  


Contact: www.ApartmentMan.net - (617) 739-0747 or email: jvcastelli@earthlink.net
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $1,375
Pets: Pets: OK
BROOKLINE


Beds: 1
BROOKLINE NO FEE - - APARTMENTMAN/ TripToGreeceDelphicOracleFindsHomeForYou! In need of a break from the frantic pace of city life in Boston JOHNNY BORING, (TM) and his alter ego APARTMENTMAN, (TM) decide to seek solace in the sunny climes of Greece. Where to go What to see How about Delphi. That oracle of the olive growers. That navel of the Greek world. The home of the pythian games. Why not After what seems like an interminable flight, our undaunted Grecophile lands on the sunny shores of Socrates. Immediately boarding a bus from Athens, JOHNNY BORING (TM) begins the winding trip to the sanctuary of Apollo. Mile after mile through the mountains, our consort of the Corinthians relaxes as he anticipates walking the pathways of Pericles . Suddenly, in the distance it appears. As the bus rounds the corner JOHNNY BORING (TM) spies the treasury of the Athenians. The small structure standing as a testament to the heroes of Marathon. Paid for with the spoils of the Persians, it still stands stark and resolute against the olive groves of the mountains. (Are you still with me on this ) As his bus grinds to a halt, JOHNNY BORING (TM) can contain himself no longer. Leaping from the bus he climbs the steps to the throne of the oracle. It still stands !! Running by the treasury of the Athenians JB, (Short for JOHNNY BORING ), (TM) reaches the remaining columns of the oracle. While the ages have taken a toll on the marble columns, a remaining few still proudly stand. There at the end of the temple sits a wom__n muttering to herself. Laughing, shouting rocking back and forth JB cannot believe his eyes. Can this be a daughter of the seers who foretold the future of the Greeks of yore (Yore is one of those funny old words you never get to use except in Chaucer class. So I thought it might be fun to use it. Sorry!) Mesmerized, JB respectfully sits and awaits the pronouncements of the prophetess. Suddenly, as if to break the magic of the moment, the mysterious mystic slowly turns and faces our supplicant. As she turns, the fear that must have confronted the Spartans at Thermopylae descends on our vacationer. What he sees before him is not a descendent of the followers of Apollo. What he hears is not the pronouncement, warning the Athenians to find shelter from the Persians behind wooden walls. What he sees before him is a real estate agent shouting into a cell phone that she can't hear the offer because the cell phone is breaking up. Undone, (an archaic use of the word I admit), JB flees what had become a nightmare to return to the Odyssey of apartmenthunters everywhere. To find a nice and not too expensive home in Boston. How about this. DIMENSIONS/DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT Laundry on the basement. Steps from the T. call ASAP to see. See photos Copyright {2007-2010) James V Castelli James V Castelli 617-739-0747 email: jvcastelli@earthlink.net www.apartmentman.net Click here for Map #jvc-41599  


Contact: www.ApartmentMan.net - (617) 739-0747 or email: jvcastelli@earthlink.net
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $1,240
Pets: Pets: OK
BROOKLINE - Stunning 1BR apartment with huge size inc h/hw in incredible location


Beds: 1
BROOKLINE FULL FEE - - Professionally managed brownstone building offers large charming 1Br with tons of character and space. The apt has great closet space, a large living room with a bay window, a large bathroom, a fantastic sun porch, and beautiful hardwood floors. Washers/dryers are in the basement along with storage lockers. LOCATION IS FANTASTIC: Right near Coolidge Corner, grocery store, public transportation (Green C line) pharmacy, several gyms, restaurants, and many other stores. The rent includes heat and hot water. Parking is available for $125 a month. Call 617-823-8181 Click here for Map #caa-11792643  


Contact: Comm. Ave. Associates - (617) 254-APTS - email: mark@commaveassociates.com
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $1,700
Pets: N0
BROOKLINE - ★Steps from Longwood! Furnished 1BR Brookline Village


Beds: 1
BROOKLINE FULL FEE - - ✔家具付のお部屋。立ち上げが楽。✔日本人に人気抜群のブルックハウス。✔住人なら無料で使用できる屋外プール、テニスコート、ジムがあって運動不足になっても言い訳は出来ない。✔(ジャマイカポンドはアパートビルのすぐ横。ジョギングコースのメッカ)✔コミュニティールーム、バーベキューの出来る中庭では社交上手なあなたは十分に活用しましょう。✔地下鉄の駅はは実質、アパートの目の前なので、フットワークの軽いボストンライフを保障。✔とてもお勧めです。✔駐車場も1台分レントに含まれる。 #urg-100182848  


Contact: Urban Realty Group - (617) 566-4555 - email: rentals@urbanrealtygroup.net
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $2,300
Pets: N0
BROOKLINE - Garden Level 1 Bedroom Apartment - Brookline
No Photo Available
Beds: 1
BROOKLINE NO FEE - - 1 bedroom apartment in Brookline. On-site parking, zip car on-site, heat and hot water included.
Features: Heat & Hot Water - Disposal - Dishwasher -
#USIR-168335638  


Contact: Unlimited Sotheby's International Realty - 617.264.7900
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $1,850
Pets: N0
BROOKLINE
No Photo Available
Beds: 1
BROOKLINE NO FEE - - A fantastic 1 bedroom apartment (plus alcove) with character: Beautiful large bow front livingroom High ceilings Located in nice townhouse Stunning HW floors Freshly painted Good landlord- ONE OF A KIND APARTMENT FOR AN UNBEATABLE PRICE!! #rrllc-1784406  


Contact: Ronco Realty, LLC - (617) 233-8712 - email: info@roncorealty.com
Baths: 1
Available: 2015-09-01
Price: $1,900
Pets: N0
BROOKLINE
No Photo Available
Beds: 1
BROOKLINE NO FEE - - This apartment is located on Harvard Avenue in the All Areas section of Brookline. The apartment is available on January 1st and features 1 bedroom and 1 bathroom. This apartment has heat and heat and hot water included.
 
Property Reference #: 114812
Please Contact Preview Properties:
(617) 731-0101
info-b@previewbostonrealty.com

Click here for details and pictures #360r-163295762  


Contact: 360 Realty - (617) 731-0101 - email: zach@previewbostonrealty.com
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $2,195
Pets: N0
BROOKLINE - Pet Friendly Brookline One Bed Condo Steps to Green Line For 9/1


Beds: 1
BROOKLINE FULL FEE - - Located in a condo building on a residential Brookline side street, this unit is available for a September First move-in. Hardwood floors throughout, laundry downstairs, and heat & hot water are included in the monthly rent. The landlord is open to renting to someone with a cat or a dog. Steps to the C & D green lines. Five minute walk to everything Washington Square has to offer. Close to large park with tennis & basketball courts. THIS LISTING IS EXCLUSIVE TO UNLIMITED SOTHEBY'S INTERNATIONAL REALTY
Features: Heat & Hot Water - Hardwood Floors -
Click here for Map #USIR-168335938  


Contact: Unlimited Sotheby's International Realty - 617.264.7900
Baths: 1
Available: 2015-09-01
Price: $1,800
Pets: Pets: OK
BROOKLINE


Beds: 1
BROOKLINE NO FEE - - APARTMENTMAN Taking a walk down Beacon Street APARTMENTMAN (TM) runs into Loki evil half brother of the Thor, God of Thunder. What brings you to Boston APARTMENTMAN (TM) casually asks the exiled Nordic God. "Well, I 've been thrown out of Asgard and I need a place to stay while I am waiting for Ragnarok. I don't know how long till Ragnarok, but how about a renovated 1 bedroom while you are waiting. Let's take a look. DIMENSIONS/ DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT Enter into a foyer, which has hardwood floors 9 ft. ceilings and space for a table/night stand, or whatever you want. A newly renovated eat-in kitchen with breakfast counter measures 8 ft x 8 ft and looks out onto a small park. The bedroom measures 12 ft x 11.5 feet and you look out onto a tree, which casts a calming sense of nature in the midst of the city. The living room, as do all the rooms, has a shining hardwood floor measuring 11 ft x 10 ft. Call or email to see ASAP. Copyright (2004) (James V Castelli) JV Castelli 617-739-0747 email: jvcastelli@earthlink.net www.apartmentman.net Click here for Map #jvc-20025  


Contact: www.ApartmentMan.net - (617) 739-0747 or email: jvcastelli@earthlink.net
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $1,100
Pets: Pets: OK
BROOKLINE - Beautiful 1bed, Brookline- Available Now


Beds: 1
BROOKLINE NO FEE - - Fantastic 1 bedroom available in Brookline. Just minutes from the C line and the 66 bus. Rent includes heat and hot water. One bedroom apartment on Beacon Street, right near Coolidge Corner - near Grocery Trader Joe's, Whole Foods, Stop&Shop, Theatre, Shops and More. *Hardwood Floors *French Doors *Eat in Kitchen *Heat and Hot water included *Cable and Internet Ready Call 617-670-1111 or email at info@blpre.com #BPLRE-6551640  


Contact: Boston's Luxury Properties - (617) 670-1111 - jason@blpre.com
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $1,675
Pets: N0
BROOKLINE


Beds: 1
BROOKLINE NO FEE - - APARTMENTMAN Sitting at his desk and bored, APARTMENTMAN (TM) picks up the ("A") phone. ( In case you aren't familiar with super herocommunication techniques that's APARTMENTMAN PHONE). He decides to call AT & T to see if he can get a better rate on the phone. (With all the phone companies now competing for superhero business APARTMENTMAN (TM) has just heard that Batman received 5,000,000 free minutes from 11:00 pm till 4:30 am every day on the Batphone) He dials the number, hears the ringing and then comes the recorded message. "You naive, innocent, consumer!! We are going to make you push a series of numbers that will lead you nowhere. You will never get to speak to any human being, and then, after you have pushed 46 numbers following the voice prompts, we will disconnect you. You will become so frustrated that you will give up and continue to pay the phone bills we send you because you really have no choice. And, if that is not bad enough, we will end this message by telling you that your call is important to us". Flummoxed, APARTMENTMAN (TM) decides that honesty like this from Corporate America is refreshing and unprecedented. (Or maybe they just mistakenly put out a tape from a corporate meeting on the answering machine-much more likely) Suddenly a call comes in on the other line from an apartment hunter seeking a home. DIMENSIONS/ DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT: See photos Copyright: James V Castelli {2003-2010} James V Castelli 617-739-0747 email: jvcastelli@earthlink.net www.apartmentman.net Click here for Map #jvc-100668  


Contact: www.ApartmentMan.net - (617) 739-0747 or email: jvcastelli@earthlink.net
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $1,100
Pets: Pets: OK
BROOKLINE


Beds: 1
BROOKLINE NO FEE - - APARTMENTMAN JOHNNY BORING (TM) decides to take a flight around Boston. Reciting the magic words that will transform him into that hero of the homeseekers, JOHNNY BORING (TM) recites the magical mantra. HEH HOH, HEH HO, APARTMENTMAN (TM) here we go. " (I realize that at this moment you are gagging at the lack of poetic creativity in the super hero transformation ditty but time was tight.) Shazaam, or sum such super hero transformation sound effects. ,Where JOHNNY BORING (TM) once stood, now crackles the electric super hero energy of APARTMENTMAN. (TM) (Just bear with me since even Steven Spielberg had to start somewhere) Jumping out the window our hero is soon soaring over Boston in search of the perfect apartment. Beneath him he sees a young boy hurtling to the earth in a blazing chariot. Realizing that this is not a normal sighting even in Cambridge, never mind in Boston, our hero rockets to the side of the chariot. "What's happening," asks our airborn crusader to the young lad hanging onto the chariot reins with all his might. "My name is Phaeton, son of Apollo, and I'm being dragged to my death in this crazy chariot you idiot." "Well how did this happen", asks our minion of the apartment hunting masses " Look, I'm going to die in about three minutes so let's just say my dad, Apollo, God of the Sun, asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I asked to drive his chariot across the skies. "I was so sure I could drive this damn chariot that I insisted." (How does a Greek God and his son know about Christmas is a good question. I'll get back to you on that!!) "Did your father tell you that pride goeth before a fall " "Look you fool, I now have about two minutes until I m deader than a door nail so are you going to help me or not." "Well I know that in the myth you are supposed to die in the blaze of the chairiot. " "Forget about the myth you nut get me out of this chariot." "Oh all right but you're going to have to come with me while I look as some apartments." Fine, fine, just hurry up and get me out of here." So after rescuing the son of Apollo from certain death, and changing the ending to one of the Greek myths, our hero of the homeless and his new found friend arrive at the following apartment for a tour. DIMENSIONS/ DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT Enter into a foyer measuring (13 ft x 7 ft) The bedroom is to the left with new vinyl windows and hardwood floors. The bedroom measures (12 ft x 10 ft) The living room with Bay Windows and Levelor blinds measures 12 ft x 14 ft with beautiful hardwood floors. New kitchen. Newly tiled bathroom and all near the T JV Castelli 617-739-0747 jvcastelli@earthlink.net www.apartmentman.net Click here for Map #jvc-5130  


Contact: www.ApartmentMan.net - (617) 739-0747 or email: jvcastelli@earthlink.net
Baths: 1
Available: NOW
Price: $1,200
Pets: Pets: OK
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