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BROOKLINE - COOLIDGE CORNER - NO FEE
Price: $845 Available: Now.
STUDIO - 1 BATH
APARTMENTMAN Brookline: Studio at Coolidge Corner( heat and hot water are included in the rent. JOHNNY BORING (TM) get off of that roof and take off those silly green tights." "Oh mom, I am supposed to go on a mission with Captain America and Ironman at three o'clock. " "We're going to help find a home for Daredevil in Boston. " "Who" "You know Daredevil, the Man without Fear, alter ego of Matt Murdoch, and Victoria's Secret male model for red leather chaps. " "Red leather what, " comes the reply from a slightly disconcerted, yet painfully devoted mom. (If you haven't seen the movie Daredevil with Ben Affleck, this probably won't make much sense. But let's just say the uniform in the movie looked more like an ad for North Beach Leather than a super hero uniform. Anyhow, back to mom.) "JOHNNY, where did you get the idea that super heroes flew around looking for apartments " "Super heroes do super things like save the world from evildoers " "Well mom, there was a job workshop at school and the teacher said that the normal super hero job market was flooded and to be able to make a living I would need to think outside the super hero box. (Work with me on this. I know that the outside the box phrase is always used by self help experts who are always so in the box it makes you sick, but I needed a transition phrase so this is it). " So, I have decided to dedicate my life, and limited intellectual resources, to the pursuit of justice and apartments for those in need of a place to live." "Are you serious JOHNNY" comes the response from his loving, yet slightly disillusioned mom " Is there something wrong with that" comes the answer from our green tighted, roof hopping hero of the home seeker. " And in case you have any doubt of the adolescent dedication of JB, here is the apartment you have been waiting to hear about as proof of the value of early career selection. DIMENSIONS/ DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT You enter this apartment and before you is the foyer which measures 4 feet x 6 feet. (Actually it really isn't before you since as soon as you walk into the apartment you are in the foyer.) The ceilings are all 9 feet high throughout the apartment and all the floors are hardwood. (It's kind of like being in a basketball court.) To the right is a walk in closet which measures 3 feet x 6 feet. To the left is the kitchen which measures 8.6 feet x 5 feet with a pass through window in the upper right corner. (This is to help you keep the proper temperature of your gourmet Lean Cuisine meals you just popped out of the microwave.) Straight ahead is the living area which measures 13 feet x 13 feet with two windows. To the left of the living room is the bathroom which measures 9 feet x 5 feet and will amaze you with the different shades of purple tile that grace the walls. (This is the opportunity for all you wanna be Martha Stewarts to make all those ever so important distinctions between purple, eggplant, magenta etc. Feel free to let your creative souls soar.) Superintendant on site. Laundry in the basement. Steps from the T. Call ASAP to see. Copyright (2004) (James V Castelli JV Castelli and Associates RE (617) 975-2814 or email: firstname.lastname@example.org Cat OK -