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CAMBRIDGE - HARVARD SQUARE - NO FEE
Price: $1,450 Available: Now.
1 BEDROOM - 1 BATH
APARTMENTMAN APARTMENTMAN . As APARTMENTMAN stands behind the counter of his new day job pouring latte's at Starbucks, he watches the television screen and the reports from the newsrooms around the world. Government spending is rampant. The US Senate is being confronted with a demand for $3,000,000,000. to cover the cost overruns for everything". He hears the pleas of the government contractors that it is impossible to finish this job on time and for the budget originally submitted. Frustrated, APARTMENTMAN looks at his watch and realizes it is 8:02 AM. The parking meters have been operating for almost two minutes. Using all the skills sharpened through years of practice, APARTMENTMAN leaps over the counter in a single bound, dodges an airborne latte and sprints for his car. Arriving at his auto at 8:03 AM he sees the white piece of paper neatly tucked under his window wipers. In a flash he realizes the answer to the problem with government waste, cost overruns, and failure to finish government contracts on time. We must employ the most efficient, most time conscious members of the elite government employees to oversee all government operations-the metermaids! (Or if you prefer meterpersons) Satisfied with his discovery, he now returns to the ever present demands of apartment hunting in Boston. Here is what he finds. DIMENSIONS/ DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT A one bedroom on the third floor rear corner of a building near Harvard Square. You enter the apartment and look down the 9 ft x 3 ft hallway. To the left immediately as you enter, is the bedroom which measures 11 ft x 10 ft with 2 windows and 1 closet. Next to the bedroom is the living room which measures 13 ft x 12 ft with 2 windows that face South. (if this kind of thing matters to you). The kitchen is at the end of the hallway and to the right and features a gas range and new wood cabinets. The kitchen measures 8 ft x 6 ft The bathroom is at the end of the hallway and measures 6 ft x 5 ft with wood cabinets, new tile and a window which will allow you to view the world as you bathe. Copyright 2003-2010} James V Castelli J V Castelli 617-739-0747 email: firstname.lastname@example.org www.apartmentman.net Cat OK -