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BROOKLINE - WASHINGTON SQUARE - NO FEE
Price: $1,300 Available: Now.
1 BEDROOM - 1 BATH
APARTMENTMAN Sitting at his desk and bored, APARTMENTMAN (TM) picks up the ("A") phone. ( In case you aren't familiar with super hero communication techniques that's APARTMENTMAN PHONE). He decides to call AT & T to see if he can get a better rate on the phone. (With all the phone companies now competing for superhero business APARTMENTMAN (TM) has just heard that Batman received 5,000,000 free minutes from 11:00 pm till 4:30 am every day on the Batphone) He dials the number, hears the ringing and then comes the recorded message. "You naive, innocent, consumer!! We are going to make you push a series of numbers that will lead you nowhere. You will never get to speak to any human being, and then, after you have pushed 46 numbers following the voice prompts, we will disconnect you. You will become so frustrated that you will give up and continue to pay the phone bills we send you because you really have no choice. And, if that is not bad enough, we will end this message by telling you that your call is important to us". Flummoxed, APARTMENTMAN (TM) decides that honesty like this from Corporate America is refreshing and unprecedented. (Or maybe they just mistakenly put out a tape from a corporate meeting on the answering machine-much more likely) Maybe honesty is a new marketing strategy. As he ponders his decision, a call comes in on the other line from an apartment hunter seeking a place in Brookline. Looking for a 1 bedroom in Brookline, here it is. DIMENSIONS/ DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT You enter this 4th floor apartment and see, immediately before you, the living room and kitchen. The room measures 13. 6 ft x 13 ft with one window and a food preparation/counter island to the right. It can also be used as a breakfast table or, in a pinch, a pedestal to display your life sized replica of Michaelangelos "David." The kitchen is recessed in the wall to the right. . There is a short hallway with a bathroom to the left which measures 6 ft x 5 ft. You enter the bedroom which measures 15 ft x 11 ft with a large window along the left wall. There are two closets in the apartment and there are newly refinished hardwood floors throughout. Steps to Star Market and the T at Washington Square. Laundry in the basement and an elevator to whisk you upstairs to bask in the glow of "David" after a hard day of work. Call ASAP to see. Copyright 2002-2010} James V Castelli J V Castelli 617-739-0747 email: firstname.lastname@example.org www.apartmentman.net Cat OK -