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Price: $1,375 Available: Now.
1 BEDROOM - 1 BATH
APARTMENTMAN Sitting at his desk and bored, APARTMENTMAN (TM) decides to travel to the future by flying faster than the speed of light. ( A technique he learned from Superman in case you read DC comics.) Jumping from his desk, he leaps out of the window, accelerates to the speed of light and pow there he is in the year 2075. What does he see below Virtual reality. With his telescopic vision, he sees 6 people sitting together at a computer cafe all talking on cell phones. Walking along the street are what appear to be humans with cell phones attached surgically to their heads and lap top computers protruding from their sternum. Flying over Greenwich, Connecticut he spies a small neighborhood with a gated entrance surrounding what appears to be 1000 women who all look like Martha Stewart. He zooms in on the sign over the gate and shudders at the words. "Martha Stewart Genetic Cloning Project For Humanity". Smiling, all 1000 of them simultaneously stir their batter in identical stainless steel bowls purchased on line from Crate and Barrell. It is too much to take. Much better to return to the past and try to find an apartment. So here we go. DESCRIPTION/ DIMENSIONS You go from the kitchen into the living room through the french doors (What makes them french doors is beyond me but it sure sounds good). The living room measures 17 ft x 12 ft with 10 foot ceilings and hardwood floors. Two floor to ceiling windows at the end of the room face north. (Actually they face the building across the street but it still is north) Backing up and going to the right you will see the bedroom which measures 12 ft x 9 ft with 10 ft ceilings and again two windows at the end of the room, There are two closets. (One in the bedroom and one in the hallway.) The bathroom features old fashioned or pedestal sink. Hardwood floors throughout. Laundry in the basement. Copyright 2003-2010} James V Castelli J V Castelli 617-739-0747 email: jvcastelli@earthlink.net www.apartmentman.net Cat OK -
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