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Price: $2,000 Available: Now.
3 BEDROOM - 1 BATH
APARTMENTMAN Bored, "APARTMENT MAN" (TM) decides to leave the frantic pace of apartment hunters and take a leisurely stroll along the Charles River. Rounding the bend he hears a voice from the river. Trying to discover where the voice is coming from, APARTMENTMAN (TM) edges closer to the bank. Suddenly a naked wom__n appears before him riding a sea shell out of the foam of the Charles. Realizing that this is either Venus or an out of uniform member of the Environmental Protection Agency, APARTMENTMAN (TM) meekly asks "are you Venus" "Venus, what are you nuts. I work for the EPA. and my clothes just dissolved when I fell into the Charles River." "Call my boss and tell him to bring me a new uniform." Stunned back to reality APARTMENTMAN (TM) calls the EPA on his APARTMENTMAN (TM) cell phone and flees to find a new apartment. DIMENSIONS/ DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT Here it is - The first bedroom measure 11 ft x 11 ft with 4 windows facing West. The second bedroom measures 13.5 ft x 13 ft with 2 windows and faces North. The third bedroom measures 15.5 ft x 12 ft with 3 windows and also faces North. There is a fireplace on the south wall and the west end of the room is lined with 3 windows. The living room measures 20 ft x 14 ft with newly refinished hardwood floors and nicely refinished wood molding. The kitchen measures 10 ft x 13 ft and has a new gas range and dishwasher. The dining room is off of the living room with 3 windows along the south wall. There is laundry in the basement Copyright 2003-2010} James V Castelli J V Castelli 617-739-0747 email: firstname.lastname@example.org www.apartmentman.net Cat OK -