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BROOKLINE - COOLIDGE CORNER - NO FEE
Price: $1,850 Available: Now.
3 BEDROOM - 1 BATH
APARTMENTMAN Sitting at his desk the ("A") phone rings. (That's APARTMENTMAN's phone in case you aren't familiar with super hero communication techniques) Picking it up he hears the music of"The Grateful Dead" and "PHISH" playing simultaneously in the background. Puzzled, he waits for the sound of a human voice. Over the phone comes the question, "Heh man, can you find me a three bedroom apartment in Brookline. "Excuse me", is the best that APARTMENTMAN can muster in response to the inquiry. "Dude, I'm looking for a three bedroom apartment for me, my old lady, and my kids, can you dig it." In a flash APARTMENTMAN realizes he is being confronted with the results of the Baby Boomer's having children. Was it all the LSD consumed during the 60's (which they tell their kids they never took), or was it just plain genetics. Why is it that the children of Grateul Dead fans of the 60's seem to end up at PHISH concerts. That is a mystery that will be solved in a further edition. For now here is the information about the apartment. Thanks for waiting. DIMENSIONS/ DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT: You enter the apartment which is on the second floor of a three story brick building in Coolidge Corner and to the right is the hallway. (The hallway measures 24 ft x 5 ft and is all newly sanded and refinished hardwood. Actually the floors throughout the apartment are newly refinished hardwood floors) Down the hall to the left is the living room which measures 14 ft x 16 ft with two new windows that face North. There is a nice wood mantle with mirror in the room. Through the living room you enter the kitchen which measures 12 ft x 12 ft with all new wood cabinets/ dishwasher and ceramic tile along the back wall. (There are little sailing ship accent tiles for those of you who are fans of Herman Melville-just bear with me. ) To the right is the pantry area which measures 15. 5 ft x 5.5 ft. ( You can store the things your parents have sent you to eat since living in Boston has made it impossible for you to afford your own food.) The smaller of the bathrooms is off of the kitchen. (Don't ask me why it is there it just is-I guess you can give the chicken you are about to cook a shower.) This bathroom measures 5.5 ft x 5.5 ft with all new shower /sink/ vanity. The second bathroom is off of the main hallway and measures 8.5 ft x 5.5 ft with all new vanity/ sink/ shower. The three bedrooms are to the left of the entrance. The first bedroom measures 14 ft x 12 ft with 2 big windows and a smaller window that all face west. The second bedroom measures 14 ft x 13 ft and since it is a corner room has 4 windows. (Two windows face West and two windows face North). The third bedroom measures 13 ft x 13 ft with 2 windows which face North. The ceilings are 9.5 ft high. Steps from Trader Joe's and the T. Call ASAP to see. JV Castelli (617) 975-2814 firstname.lastname@example.org Cat OK -