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Price: $1,600 Available: Now.
2 BEDROOM - 1 BATH Brownstone
APARTMENTMAN APARTMENTMAN decides to get a part time job as a cashier at Star Market. Knowing that he will be intellectually challenged by the environment, our hero begins his duties at "Register 5" also known as dead clerks alley. Register 5 is the hazardous duty register at Star Market where little old ladies become raging assasins when confronted with the reality that that their 75 items filling two carts fails to meet the 9 items or less requirements of Register #5. Awaiting the onset of the geriatric set, our hero locks and loads his register. Suddenly, a tall blonde wom__n makes her way to the register. Smiling, she asks " can you tell me in which aisle I can find the golden apples of Asgard. "Huh," comes the rapier like reply from our ever quick witted virtuoso of the verbal riposte. "Look, my name is Iduna and I am the keeper of the Golden Apples of Asgard which bring immortality to the Nordic Gods of Asgard. " "Without them Thor, Odin and the rest will certainly age and die like common mortals. Thinking that this may be a first day on the job test, APARTMENTMAN recovers his composure and wryly smiles. "Do you have your Golden Apples of Asgard coupon " "Are you toying with me mortal," comes the tart reply from the supposed gardener of the gods. "No goddess, I just thought that maybe Odin had given you some Golden Apple coupons he had cut out of the Asgard Gazette." Sensing that the blonde before him was psychologically challenged, our maestro of the masses decides that discretion is the better part of valor. I've only started working today, but The Golden Apples of Asgard may be in aisle 8." "I think you belong in fruits and nuts in aisle 8 and I'm sure you will find Asgard Golds right next to the Macintosh Reds. "I will return mortal if you are mistaken." Confronted with the prospects of a goddess without all her apples returning, APARTMENTMAN quickly decides to leap over the register and retrurn to the task for which he is known and for which you have been patiently waiting, describing apartments that are for rent. DIMENSIONS/ DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT: This two bedroom is huge. You enter into the foyer which measures 11 feet x 13 feet and right before you is the fireplace. (It doesn't work but you must admit it does add some charm.) The foyer, as well as the rest of the apartment features newly refinished hardwood floors. To the left of the foyer is the living room which measures 20 feet x 14 feet and is framed at the end with bay windows that face south. To the left of the living room is the first bedroom which measures 11.5 feet x 16.5 ft with one closet and windows that make up the entire south wall. To the right of the living room is the second bedroom which measures 12 feet x 16 feet with 1 closet and again windows that make up the entire south wall of the room. (This is obviosly a very sunny apartment!) The bathroom measures 8 feet x 6 feet and features the famous Brookline pink tile. (Just bear with it!) The kitchen measures 18 feet x 12 feet with gas range and dishwasher. Laundry in the basement. Steps from the T (C and D line). Call ASAP to see Copyright {2003-2010) James C Castelli 617-739-0747 email: jvcastelli@earthlink.net www.apartmentman.com Basement Coin Laundry - Cat OK -
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