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BROOKLINE - COOLIDGE CORNER - NO FEE
Price: $900 Available: Now.
STUDIO - 1 BATH
APARTMENTMAN (TM) . STUDIO on second floor of completely renovated building. JOHNNY BORING (TM) decides to take a flight around Boston. Reciting the magic words that will transform him into that hero of the homeless, Johnny Boring recites the magical mantra. "Fee Fi Fo Fum APARTMENTMAN (TM) here I come." Shazaam, or some such super hero transformation sound effects. Where JOHNNY BORING (TM) once stood, now crackles the electric super hero energy of APARTMENTMAN. (TM) (Just bear with me since even Steven Spielberg had to start somewhere) Jumping out the window our hero is soon soaring over Boston in search of the perfect apartment. Beneath him he sees a young boy hurtling to the earth in a blazing chariot. Realizing that this is not a normal sighting even in Cambridge, never mind in Boston, our hero rockets to the side of the chariot. "What's happening," asks our airborn crusader to the young lad hanging onto the chariot reins with all his might. "My name is Phaeton, son of Apollo, and I'm being dragged to my death in this crazy chariot you idiot." "Well how did this happen", asks our minion of the apartment hunting masses " Look, I'm going to die in about three minutes so lets just say my dad, Apollo, God of the Sun, asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I asked to drive his chariot across the skies. I was so sure I could drive this damn chariot that I insisted." (How does a Greek God and his son know about Christmas is a good question. I'll get back to you on that!!) "Did your father tell you that pride goeth before a fall " "Look you fool, I now have about two minutes until I ‘m deader than a door nail so are you going to help me or not." "Well I know that in the myth you are supposed to die in the blaze of the chairiot. "Forget about the myth you nut get me out of this chariot." "Oh all right but you're going to have to come with me while I look as some apartments." Fine, fine, just hurry up and get me out of here." So after rescuing the son of Apollo from certain death, and changing the ending to one of the Greek myths, our hero of the homeless and his new found friend arrive at the following apartment for a tour. DIMENSIONS/ DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT Hallways and common areas are recently and beautifully painted a pale yellow with white mouldings and trim. The hallway floor is carpeted with a deep blue which accents and contrasts with the yellow walls. New electrical throughout. The apartment is on a quiet side street. You enter the apartment into a small foyer where you can put a small table with or umbrella stand. To the left of the foyer is the bedroom/ living area. The bedroom/living area is approximately 11x 12 feet. The floor is an antique tongue and groove hardwood floor that has been recently sanded and refinished so that it shines like new. There are two newly installed windows vinyl windows that keep the apartment filled with light and free from the drafts the drive tenants crazy. The bathroom is newly tiled and renovated and the kitchen is also newly renovated with new cabinets and linoleum floor, and a gas range. The kitchen is (8x10) and could easily fit a round breakfast/dinner table. Steps from the T-(B line). Ten minutes walking to Coolidge Corner.(alright maybe 15 if you are a slow walker) Maintenance on call 24 hours a day for emergencies. Laundry in the basement. Available including heat and hot water for $900. per month. Call ASAP to see. Copyright  [James V Castelli] JV Castelli (617) 739-0747 or email firstname.lastname@example.org Cat OK -