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1 BEDROOM - 1 BATH
APARTMENTMAN As "APARTMENT MAN" (TM) sits alone, gazing from the secret entrance to the "Bat Cave" he contemplates the fate of apartment hunters everywhere. He has lost his own secret super hero lair and has been forced to sublease the "Bat Cave" from Bruce Wayne at $1900/mo. (For those of you who know nothing about DC Comics Bruce Wayne is the alter ego of "Batman"-So please indulge me in my creative meanderings.) "Where can I live muses a forlorn and financially strapped APARTMENT MAN. (TM) A call comes in on the BAT PHONE. It is a new listing for APARTMENT MAN. (TM) (For those of you who are wondering why a phone call with a listing for APARTMENT MAN (TM) is coming in on the BAT PHONE it is because APARTMENTMAN (TM) has paid to have his calls forwarded from his APARTMENT MAN (TM) line into The BAT PHONE- Does that explain it well enough for you) . APARTMENT MAN (TM) exits from the BAT CAVE through the secret exit. He doffs (as opposed to dons) his super hero attire so as to not attract undue attention to himself as he enters the apartment. What, praytell are the features of this apt that unfold before the x-ray eyes of "APARTMENT MAN." (TM) Well I'm glad you asked. fDIMENSIONS/ DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT So with all this aside here is the information about the apt. . The foyer measures 16 ft x 3.5 ft with hardwood floors. The living room measures 10.5 ft x 12 ft with hardwood floors and two new vinyl windows. You look out the window (s) at a tree. (Think of it as a little country brought to your window in this otherwise concrete world) The bedroom measures 10 ft x 11.5 ft also with hardwood floors and two new vinyl windows. (Looking out at the same tree) The kitchen measures 11.5 ft x 7.5 ft (you can put a small table in eat so I guess that makes it an eat-in kitchen) The bathroom measures 8.5 ft x 5 ft and is newly tiled and painted. Three closets (1 in foyer 1 in bedroom 1 in living room) Laundry in the basement. Call ASAP to see. Copyright (2010) (James V Castelli) JV Castelli 617-739-0747 firstname.lastname@example.org www.apartmentman.net Cat OK -