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APARTMENTMAN Suddenly, while walking through the Miami airport, the APARTMENTMAN (TM) cell phone begins vibrating. Realizing that he must protect his alter egos secret identity, JOHNNY BORING (TM) sprints for the airport rest room. (Some old fashioned super heroes chose to sprint into telephone booths to change into their super hero duds. However, in this day of cell phones it is impossible to find a convenient telephone booth any more, so public rest rooms are the next best thing. ) Reaching the sanctity of the rest room, our hero pushes the answer button on his hot pink, vibrating cell phone. (These were on special with 1,000,000,000 free minutes between 2:00 am and 4:30 am compliments of AT&T !! ) "This is Commissioner Gordon, is Batman there" comes the voice over the phone. "No this is APARTMENTMAN," (TM) responds our forlorn hero of home seekers everywhere. "How did you get my number" "I just pushed redial on my phone and I got this number." "Huh, well no Batman here." Just then, while walking from the airport rest room with a vibrating pink cell phone, the unthinkable happens. The automated flushing toilets begin to serenade his departure. Each step sets off another round of flushing. "What is that noise" comes the befuddled question of Commissioner Gordon. "Where is Batman " "I have to go now," sputters an embarrassed APARTMENTMAN. "(TM) I have an appointment to show an apartment, so please call back later. Humiliated, our hero quickly escapes to the peaceful confines of apartment hunting. Here is the home you have been waiting for. - DIMENSIONS/DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT The bathroom is newly renovated and tiled also. Laundry in the basement steps from the T or bus if you prefer. You can pretend this is a Tarzan movie as you look out on the tree tops. (What was the name of Tarzans chimp) Copyright [2002-2010] [James V Castelli] JV Castelli 617-739-0747 Cat OK -


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