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Price: $2,000 Available: Now.
3 BEDROOM - 1.5 BATH
APARTMENTMAN APARTMENTMAN (TM) decides to get a part time job as a cashier at Star Market. Knowing that he will be intellectually challenged by the environment, our hero begins his duties at "Register 5" also known as dead clerks alley. Register 5 is the hazardous duty register at Star Market where little old ladies become raging assasins when confronted with the reality that that their 75 items filling two carts fails to meet the 9 items or less requirements of Register #5. Awaiting the onset of the geriatric set, our hero locks and loads his register. Suddenly, a tall blonde wom__n makes her way to the register. Smiling, she asks " can you tell me in which aisle I can find the golden apples of Asgard. "Huh," comes the rapier like reply from our ever quick witted virtuoso of the verbal riposte. "Look, my name is Iduna and I am the keeper of the Golden Apples of Asgard which bring immortality to the Nordic Gods of Asgard. " "Without them Thor, Odin and the rest will certainly age and die like common mortals. Thinking that this may be a first day on the job test, APARTMENTMAN (TM) recovers his composure and wryly smiles. "Do you have your Golden Apples of Asgard coupon " "Are you toying with me mortal," comes the tart reply from the supposed gardener of the gods. "No goddess, I just thought that maybe Odin had given you some Golden Apple coupons he had cut out of the Asgard Gazette." Sensing that the blonde before him was psychologically challenged, our maestro of the masses decides that discretion is the better part of valor. I've only started working today, but The Golden Apples of Asgard may be in aisle 8." "I think you belong in fruits and nuts in aisle 8 and I'm sure you will find Asgard Golds right next to the Macintosh Reds. "I will return mortal if you are mistaken." Confronted with the prospects of a goddess without all her apples returning, APARTMENTMAN (TM) quickly decides to leap over the register and retrurn to the task for which he is known and for which you have been patiently waiting, describing apartments that are for rent. DIMENSIONS/ DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT This three bedroom apt is "HUGE" and recently renovated. It has newly refinished shining hardwood floors throughout. The foyer measures 50 ft x 7 ft. (Is this the longest hallway /entranceway you have ever seen in your life or what!) The first bedroom measures17 ft x 11 ft with a large closet two windows, and a nice mantle that used to frame the fireplace. (Sorry the fireplace does not work any more.) The second bedroom measures 11.5 ft x 12 ft with two windows and the third bedroom measures 10 ft x 18 ft also with two windows. The living room is plenty big enough for a weekend touch football game. (It measures 17.5 ft x 13.5 ft. The kitchen which is off of the living room has all new cabinets and appliances (including dishwasher) and measures 15 ft x 10 ft. Both bathrooms are recently remodeled. Steps to the T-C or D line. Laundry in the basement. Call ASAP to see. Copyright (2004-2010) (James V Castelli) JV Castelli 617-739-0747 email@example.com www.apartmentman.net Cat OK -