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CAMBRIDGE - HARVARD SQUARE - NO FEE
Price: $1,450 Available: Now.
1 BEDROOM - 1 BATH
APARTMENTMAN APARTMENTMAN Cambridge: (Heat and Hot water are included in the rent) A building near Harvard Square. . As "APARTMENT MAN" sits alone, gazing from the secret entrance to the "Bat Cave" he contemplates the fate of apartment hunters everywhere. He has lost his own secret super hero lair and has been forced to sublease the "Bat Cave" from Bruce Wayne at $1900/mo. (For those of you who know nothing about DC Comics Bruce Wayne is the alter ego of "Batman"-So please indulge me in my creative meandering.) "Where can I live while I pursue my advanced degree at Harvard" muses a forlorn and financially strapped APARTMENT MAN. A call comes in on the BAT PHONE. It is a new listing for APARTMENT MAN. (For those of you who are wondering why a phone call with a listing for APARTMENT MAN is coming in on the BAT PHONE it is because APARTMENT MAN has paid to have his calls forwarded from his APARTMENT MAN line into The BAT PHONE- Does that explain it well enough for you) The call is for an apartment at Harvard Square available now. APARTMENT MAN exits from the BAT CAVE through the secret exit that leads to Harvard Square. He doffs (as opposed to dons) his super hero attire so as to not attract undue attention to himself as he enters the apartment. What, praytell are the features of this apt that unfold before the x-ray eyes of "APARTMENT MAN." DIMENSIONS/ DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT Well I am glad you asked. As he enters the apartment he sees a small foyer with hardwood floors. Straight ahead is the bathroom with new wood vanity and tiled tub. A little further in to the right is the kitchen with new wooden cabinets and gas range for all those people who wish to create their own hollandaise sauce as taught in cooking class 1. Straight ahead and slightly to the left is the bedroom measuring 11 ft x 13 ft. To the left is the living room measuring 10 ft x 18 ft with a little alcove set among the windows. (You can use this to sit back and sip your Pinot Noir as you recline amidst the splendor of the trees that surround your apt. Will this work for APARTMENT MAN Maybe. Will it work for you Call/email and see. Cat OK -
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